|03,173 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 6:18 pm

(Source: not-quite-normal)

|03,205 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 6:18 pm

(Source: not-quite-normal)

|0| Saturday, Jun 2 at 6:01 pm

literally only 20% of the friends i used to talk to regularly talk to me at all anymore　

|01,148 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:56 pm

wizcoylifa:

the human centipede on broadway

|010,379 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:54 pm

bromancer:

blainevines:

i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr

|0| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:52 pm

#I know way to much about juggalo culture for someone who hates it

hahaha goodbye　

|013,881 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:50 pm
|0634 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:46 pm

homestuckfandumb:

homestucks react to: someone not liking homestuck

|02,261 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:45 pm

bl-ind:

do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking

|03 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 5:36 pm

crispy-sea-slug:

the glee project is the largest gathering of special snowflakes that the world has ever seen

|049,012 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 4:45 pm

(Source: escroto)

|03,216 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 4:34 pm

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

|053,043 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 4:33 pm
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lorwhal:

tdrloid:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Download

WHY

|08,203 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 4:29 pm

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

|027 notes| Saturday, Jun 2 at 4:29 pm

perfectlycookedpancakes:

OH MY GSDJSLFKJ 

SO TODAY MY COUSIN WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN WORKS TO THIS LIKE 7 YEAR OLD KID

AND SHE WAS SAYING 

“YOU DIP WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT IN IT”

AND HE REPLIED WITH THIS FREAKING SLY FACE

“CAN I DIP YOU IN IT?”

AND HE WINKED
OHMYGJSLDKJF
HE’S LIKE 7 DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S SAYING